Question: What weighs more according to the American weight measurement systems? A pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
Answer: A pound of gold is weighed on the Troy Weight Measurement System. That is 12 ounces to the pound. A pound of feathers is weighed on the Avoirdupois Weight Measurement System. That is 16 ounces to the pound. Therefore A pound of feathers weighs more then a pound of gold.
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
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